fuckyeahsimsmeme:

Not a meme, but I wanted to take a picture of this weird-ass person that I made, and named ‘This Bitch’ and thought it would be funny to try to kill her over and over again, when I had to kill her of old age because the Grim Reaper thought it was funny to see her die over and over again.

beautiful!

onlykismet:

if the both of you happen to have an off day together, what would you like

Spend the day together by not being together. Nice :P

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thedailywhat:

When You See It of the Day: Need some help? Look closer…

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Yes.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.

ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.

ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T …

ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T …

ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?

…

Haha genius

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creamcheesespagetti:

your-seoul-mate:

Hey guys! So in celebration of my 150th follower, I’ll be doing a giveaway! I honestly never thought I would have even 10 followers when I first came to Tumblr, so I want to share this little accomplishment with you guys!

I will be giving away 2 Changmin (TVXQ) posters! There will be two winners. The first winner will get to pick which of the 2 posters they want, and the second winner will get the other one! Here are the rules:

• You may reblog this post up to 5 times. Any more than 5 times and you’ll be disqualified.
• You may like this post up to 5 times as well :)
• You don’t have to be following me, but it will give you one more chance!
• So, in total, you can get up to 11 chances to win.
• I will ship internationally :)
• This giveaway will end February 3, 2012 at 5pm. 
• I will be using a random number generator and when the winners are chosen, I will contact you via Ask Box. Please try to respond within the same day or the next day at the latest so if the winner does not respond, I will make the second winner the first winner, and pick a new second winner.

GOOD LUCK! :)

<3!!!!!!!!!!!!

this could be you, chloe

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thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

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doubting-little-moth:

chocolate-covered:

This is amazingggg :o 

Also I’ve always wondered how they cut those type of cakes lol

If I had the money

i…..

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toralei:

Without the huge watermark!!

chloe!